Cristela Alonzo is proficient in lying on resumes. | Comedy Central Stand-Up
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Cristela Alonzo is proficient in lying on resumes. | Comedy Central Stand-Up
1.4M viewsJan 19, 2018
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SEATTLE, WA Don't miss Cristela Alonzo Thursday February 19th! Cristela’s brand new stand-up show dives into the highs and lows of midlife, proving that every chapter deserves its own laugh track. Grab your 🎟 tickets now for a night of unforgettable comedy! | Cristela Alonzo
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SEATTLE, WA Don't miss Cristela Alonzo Thursday February 19th! Cristela’s brand new stand-up show dives into the highs and lows of midlife, proving that every chapter deserves its own laugh track. Grab your 🎟 tickets now for a night of unforgettable comedy! | Cristela Alonzo
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Disney Pixar was just live with Cristela Alonzo--now check out this exclusive bonus clip all about her character, Cruz Ramirez! | Cars
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Disney Pixar was just live with Cristela Alonzo--now check out this exclusive bonus clip all about her character, Cruz Ramirez! | Cars
116.6K viewsNov 3, 2017
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Do your knees click when you stand up? Do you like getting in bed at a reasonable hour? Do you LOVE when plans get canceled last-minute because you didn’t want to go out anyway? Then get ready to party like it’s 1999...because our backs didn’t hurt back then! Adding more cities but this is the first leg of the tour. Tickets will go on sale THIS FRIDAY, November 21 at 10 am local time for you all at my website: cristelaalonzo.com. Hope to see you! | Cristela Alonzo
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Do your knees click when you stand up? Do you like getting in bed at a reasonable hour? Do you LOVE when plans get canceled last-minute because you didn’t want to go out anyway? Then get ready to party like it’s 1999...because our backs didn’t hurt back then! Adding more cities but this is the first leg of the tour. Tickets will go on sale THIS FRIDAY, November 21 at 10 am local time for you all at my website: cristelaalonzo.com. Hope to see you! | Cristela Alonzo
4.6K views6 months ago
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Funerals. Celebrating Cristela Alonzo today and all the laughter she’s brought to Improv stages over the years. Happy birthday! #throwback #comedy #birthday #ImprovComedyClubs | Improv Comedy Clubs
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Funerals. Celebrating Cristela Alonzo today and all the laughter she’s brought to Improv stages over the years. Happy birthday! #throwback #comedy #birthday #ImprovComedyClubs | Improv Comedy Clubs
131.6K views4 months ago
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Cristela Alonzo’s white boyfriend wanted to go apple picking. | Comedy Central Stand-Up
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Cristela Alonzo’s white boyfriend wanted to go apple picking. | Comedy Central Stand-Up
184K viewsSep 21, 2022
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Cristela Alonzo offers some cheaper alternatives to buying a $50 Lululemon sports bra. #CONAN | Team Coco
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Cristela Alonzo offers some cheaper alternatives to buying a $50 Lululemon sports bra. #CONAN | Team Coco
21.7K viewsMar 4, 2022
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Cristela Alonzo explains why feminism gives her low self-esteem. #CONAN | Team Coco
15K viewsDec 1, 2021
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Cristela Alonzo questions stealing whitening strips, ordering salads at fast-food restaurants and smoking weed when you’re unemployed. About The Half Hour: The Half Hour shines a spotlight on some of the funniest and most unique voices in stand-up comedy. Original airdate: June 7, 2013 | Comedy Central Stand-Up
58.1K viewsSep 19, 2022
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Cristela Alonzo’s Power, Truth... and Rest
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Cristela Alonzo is stuck in a relationship with the Dallas Cowboys. #CONAN | Team Coco
14.6K viewsAug 26, 2022
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Cristela Alonzo is coming to the Houston Improv! Get your tickets NOW before he sells out! Cristela Alonzo made history in 2014 when she became the first Latina to create, produce and star in her own network sitcom, “Cristela” for ABC. During that same year, she split her time between LA and NYC to serve as one of ABC’s favorite guest hosts on their hit daytime talk show, “The View”. In 2017 Cristela made history again when she became the first Latina lead in a Disney Pixar film when she voiced
67.5K viewsAug 22, 2023
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Cristela Alonzo Wants to Make America Laugh
Oct 17, 2014
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Funny Dieting Struggles: Starting Diet on Monday
291.2K viewsJun 9, 2023
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Cristela Alonzo on Football Loyalty | Lower Classy
357.2K viewsSep 28, 2023
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Cristela Alonzo becomes first Latina to create, produce, write and star in her own primetime comedy
Oct 10, 2014
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This is from the FIRST late-night spot I ever did. Conan in 2012. I had been doing stand up for 9 years at this point. #cristelaalonzo #conan #lyingonresume My nephew Sergio was so excited when he saw this on TV and had used his name. | Cristela Alonzo
204.9K viewsSep 23, 2023
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Cristela Alonzo on Instagram: "The golden Latino son. The mother that loves him. The sisters that are annoyed by him. Over 10 years ago, I had a sitcom named after me: Cristela. It was on ABC. This is a low-res clip I snatched from the Christmas episode called “It’s Not About The Tamales”. It’s required to have a Christmas episode when you have a sitcom. I wrote a bunch of the episodes of the show but honestly, I think this is my favorite. I’ve never posted anything from it before. I was very ve
27.7K views4 months ago
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Cristela Alonzo on Instagram: "Watch my special before we get raptured! What a way to go out! Tonight at midnight pacific time on @netflixisajoke"
65.9K views7 months ago
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Netflix Is A Joke on Instagram: "This is the end of civilization as we know it 🎤 Cristela Alonzo: Upper Classy is now playing!"
128.7K views7 months ago
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Cristela - Trailer
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401.3K viewsMay 14, 2014
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Cristela Alonzo • Legally Brown • FULL SET | LOLflix
1.5M viewsSep 7, 2020
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#ThatsHarassment | The Actor ft. Cristela Alonzo & Noah Emmerich
211.6K viewsJan 22, 2018
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Cristela Alonzo - Gabriel Iglesias Presents: StandUp Revolution! (Season 1)
546.3K viewsDec 9, 2013
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Cristela Alonzo Teaches a Racist a Lesson at Bloomingdale's | Netflix Is A Joke
362.7K viewsSep 23, 2020
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Why Cristela Alonzo Won't Go Back to the Good Old Days | Netflix Is A Joke
101.6K viewsAug 16, 2020
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Apple Picking Is Only Romantic for White People - Cristela Alonzo
1.2M viewsAug 10, 2019
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Lululemon Thinks Cristela Alonzo Is Too Fat to Work Out | Netflix Is A Joke
546.6K viewsSep 18, 2020
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Cristela Alonzo - Barely Catholic
187.5K viewsDec 31, 2018
YouTubeJust For Laughs
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PSJA ISD Success Story - Cristela Alonzo
2K viewsJan 19, 2015
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