Join EOPD for Cardio with a Cop: Line Dancing Edition! Led by dynamic Soulful Dancing Instructor Najah! This Wed, May 15 between 5pm-8pm at the Fellowship Civic Center! To register, please email Lt. Y. Johnson at yjohnson@njeopd.com. For more information, please call 973.266.5070! #cardiowithacop #linedancing #najah #nationalpoliceweek #eopd #eastorange | East Orange City Hall

🚔😂 When paranoia meets cardio! This passenger hears the cop say “step out of the car” and decides it’s time to start a new life — takes off running like he’s in a Fast & Furious audition. 🏃💨 Meanwhile, the cop’s yelling, “YOU’RE FINE! NO WARRANT!” 😭😭 Now the man’s halfway down the block, gasping for air, rethinking all his life choices — while the cop just stands there like, “Bro, I was just gonna let you go.” 💀 Moral of the story: if you panic before checking your record… congratulations